Sharp Words » WTF http://www.bettiesharpe.com/blog bettie's blog Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:04:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Splendor in the Grass: Bettie’s Shoe Porn http://www.bettiesharpe.com/blog/2008/05/04/splendor-in-the-grass-betties-shoe-porn/ http://www.bettiesharpe.com/blog/2008/05/04/splendor-in-the-grass-betties-shoe-porn/#comments Mon, 05 May 2008 07:55:05 +0000 bettie http://www.bettiesharpe.com/blog/2008/05/04/splendor-in-the-grass-betties-shoe-porn/ Shoe Porn, #1First off, this post is probably the girliest thing I will ever post on this blog. I am not some Sex-in-the-City-watching, cosmo-swilling, shoe-obsessed writer type (Yes, I am going to go see the movie–Hey! stop looking at me like that!. I’ll have you know, I happen to hate cosmos. My drink for the year is the pear martini, ok? And I hardly ever use the phrase, “I can’t help but wonder.”). I have better things to occupy my time and my thoughts.

But these shoes, they are so pretty, so terribly impractical, so fabulously cheap–I can’t help myself. So, I apologize, in advance. I’ll try to keep this and all future outbursts to a minimum.

Shoe Porn #2: Betsey Johnson Raspberry & Black Peep-toe

Shoe Porn #3: Nine West Faux snakeskin slingbacksShoe Porn #4: Maryjane platform patent peeptoe.When I modeled these 5″ high patent platform peep-toe Maryjanesfor the hubby along with the black satin cocktail dress I picked up at the same sale, he said, “Wow, those look a little bit bondage.”

And I said, “Kinda badass, huh?”

And he said, “No, like bondage gear. Do they hurt?”

Sigh. Men.

P.S. They are surprisingly comfortable.

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